Sex Toy Review: SmartBalls
May 6, 2008
Smartballs is a surprisingly sensual sex toy for those of us that like our stimulation all day long - but can’t afford to have that infernal “buzz” that accompanies vibrators. These innocent enough looking 
pair of silicone balls inserts directly into your (or your favorite partner’s) pussy, and have a cord so there isn’t a lot of logistics required to use them (no remotes or wires). Those delicious little metal beads inside the balls are what really stimulate you - when you walk, or cross your legs, every move causes the beads to shift, vibrating a bit, and really keeping you in a constant state of stimulation. I remember there was this client presentation with this beautiful manager and her hot hunk of male IT consultant where I used them, and the only thing that let on that I was using a sex toy was, well, me!
martballs are great for women like myself that love being stimulated throughout the day, but still want to have a career. What should we call it - “discrete nymphomaniacs?” 
Sex on the Trail
May 5, 2008
It is our first hiking trip in years. You always were an outdoorsman, but I never enjoyed camping - I much prefer the interior of a department store to the dirt and bushes and trees. But you insisted, so here we are, in nature. I decided to try and get in the spirit of thing, so I dressed in cutoff jean shorts that almost don’t cover my pert ass, and a denim shirt tied above my belly, and some hiking boots. When see me in my outfit, I can tell instantly that you want me, but you manage to stifle the urge, and get the Range Rover packed instead. When we arrive, we unload our packs, and you make me lead, even though I don’t know the way. I know the scenery you want to admire, and it isn’t these woods! After an hour of walking, I am frustrated sexually by the tight denim stimulating my clitoris, so I feign exhaustion, and begin to sit down. Evidently, it is all the excuse you need to begin to savagely strip me of my clothes, roughly pulling at the thin fabric concealing my body. Suddenly, I am naked, save for my boots, and you, with your pants around your ankles, your cock rock hard in your hands, ready to take me. I turn, my ass now facing you, and I wiggle myself back onto your cock, yelling “fuck me, lover” at the top of my lungs into the woods. You love my wanton display, and begin plugging at my rapidly moistening pussy, pumping my woman hood, brining me closer to orgasm. Then, it happens, I feel your release as the first splash of semen hits the back of my womb, and a split second later the world spins, and glass shatters in my belly, as I hear my own voice cry out in pleasure. We have cum together in nature, lover.
Anal Pleasure
May 3, 2008
“Oh….GOD….OH…GOD”
I can remember myself moaning and whimpering, feeling almost disembodied as he took my ass for the first time. I remember it so clearly - that feeling of helplessness as he dominated me, invaded my with his searing hot manhood, pushing in and out of that most sensitive area, stretching it beyond its limits.
We had been meeting for just over a year. We started fucking shortly after we met - I was attracted to his broad chest, curly black hair, and broad shoulders, and of course, he loved my pale skin, perky tits, and great legs. We made wonderful love with one another, but at the year mark, to be honest, things were growing a bit stale.
He was behind me as I was on my hands and knees, boning me with the perfect cock of his that night. I was a bit of an insensitive bitch - I think I grabbed at a Cosmo and began reading it. Something snapped inside of him. “You want to play that way, cunt? I’ll give you something that’ll keep you from being bored, whore.” He pulled his cock out of my pussy, and pushed it to the entrance of my ass, then penetrated my anus.
I was NOT expecting that!
His pace was fast and merciless - he was an animal, staking his territory by plowing my ass, and I had no choice but to submit. His rage, his emotions, all that feeling would have turned most girls off but it turned me on. I didn’t think he had anything in him other than the occasional missionary, so to have him use me as a sex object, to dominate me, to act like a MAN really got my mind into it. And the physical sensations blew my mind. It hurt - a lot since it was my first time - but as he pushed it in and out of my butt, all those nerve endings down there were firing, and I found myself literally dripping on the bed. With a few quick flicks of my finger, I was cumming - and with each shudder, my anus closed around his shaft, milking it. He tried to hold back, but finally, the burning in his balls was more than he could take and he burst inside me, releasing semen into my plundered ass. We collapsed silently in a sweating, gasping heap together. Talk about mixing pain and pleasure!
Movie Review: Beyond The Night
May 2, 2008
Now here is a movie that really drove me crazy! Beyond The Night is a fantasy of Triniti Starr, a quiet 
and unassuming secretary who’s fascinated with bondage. She falls asleep one night after watching her favorite adult videos, and dreams that she herself is under the Dungeon Master’s control. This intense adult VOD selection lets us watch as she is bound and then tortured in all sorts of delicious and erotic ways. I really got turned on by tickle torture - the idea of being tickled and completely unable to cover yourself was something I’ve never tried. And of course the traditional pain slut favorites are here. There’s nothing like watching a beautiful brunette as she is teased to the heights of pleasure and picturing yourself in her place, and this movie really delivers! Don’t forget that first time visitors to my adult video on demand theater get ten free minutes - there’s nothing to lose!
Tips for Cleaning and Storing Your Sex Toys
May 1, 2008
You already know that I have an extensive sex toy collection, but one thing I never see anywhere are tips for taking care of all those naughty playthings you’ve picked up. Here’s a few things to keep in mind when it comes to sex toy care and storage 
#1 - Keep it clean
It’s always fun getting dirty, but when you’re done cumming it’s time to wash up. Wash and disinfect your dildos, cock rings and so on after every use. The Stockroom has some great sex toy cleaning wipes which tuck right inside your “toy chest”. Generally there are directions included when you purchase them, so read up and make sure to follow them! You can even put condoms on dildos and I do recommend it, especially if you’re planning on anal penetration.
#2 - Batteries not included
Don’t store your toys with the batteries inside. Nothing kills the mood faster (and is more dangerous!) than having the batteries corrode and leak acid inside your favorite toy. Take the batteries out before you clean you toys, and store them inside your toy chest. A few spares wouldn’t hurt either!
#3 - Good storage places
The best thing to do is keep your sex toys in a cool, dark place to prevent plastic cracking, fading or otherwise degrading. Choosing your own “toy box” can be really erotic, and having it on a bedside table means you can see it every time you walk in to the bedroom. Just looking at mine gets me horny!
How To Land The Big Sale
April 30, 2008
When you’re looking to close the deal on a sales call, it’s best to use any advantage. I was trying to land a big deal with a senior partner from another company last week when he suggested dinner. “Of course,” I purred and mentally decided to wear something sexy. When we arrived at the restaurant (seafood, my favorite - yum!) he looked me over approvingly. He’s a bit old for me but that just made me feel like a naughty girl, so I decided to give him a dinner to remember. After a couple cocktails I started rubbing his leg with mine, and you should have seen his face flush! Then I reached under the table and gave his knee a little squeeze - I thought he was going to choke on his crab stuffed mushrooms Obviously I got the contract - and a bonus I can spend at the spa!
Sex Toy Review: Wartenberg Pinwheel
April 29, 2008
I love a good nipple tease - heck I like all sorts of breast stimulation - clamps, sucking, stretching, you name it. I know that some of my friends don’t really care about breast stimulation - they love a good shag as long as it pleases their box or ass - but I love the feeling when a guy or gal I am with really takes the time to play with my boobs just right. When I stumbled on the Wartenberg Pinwheel, I knew I would be hooked. Each point is enough to feel “prickly” - to really stimulate the body (really, any part of the body too), but it is safe enough that when used normally, it will not injure or poke the party being stimulated. The description recommends using the pinwheel with a blindfold, and that made me moist with excitement; I can just picture being tied up and blindfolded, with those little pins going up and down my body, with special care being give to my areola! Now, I wonder where I can find some volunteers, hmm?
Checking More Than Your Coat
April 28, 2008
We’ve been arguing all day; you’ve been telling me that my shopping trips have gotten “out of control”, and I’ve informed you that my lifestyle dictates certain tastes that I expect fulfilled. I’m a bitch, and I know it, but I always get what I want. As we enter the dinner club, you curse under your breath that the coat-check girl is off that night - “Great, I’m paying a fucking membership to hang my own fucking coat here too, wonder if I’ll have to cook!”
Sensing an opportunity to get you in a better mood, I lead you by your tie into the closet area. You follow along, not guessing my motives, just angry and wanting a meal. As I take your coat and hang it in the dark rear of the room, I take the opportunity to rub my ass against the front of your pants. I can feel your pants shift in response, but you still don’t know what I’m doing. As I hang my wrap on the hanger, with one motion I go to my knees and with my gloved hands, unzip your pants and begin to stroke you. I look up at you and say ‘Quickly, before we are caught’ as I take your rapidly growing manhood in my mouth, making large slurping sounds as I begin a rapid blowjob, your eyes wide with surprise. Soon, your eyes roll as you grab the back of my head, fucking my face, no longer caring who catches us as I service your shaft. Then it happens; your legs stiffen, I feel the base of your penis jump in my mouth followed a split second later by your load of salty semen, almost choking me. After the final spurt, you lean against the wall spent, I stand, wiping my mouth, and smile. I always know how to earn my keep.
A Simple Wager
April 26, 2008
Brad was one of my trainees at the pharmaceutical company we both worked for. Now, I have control over my sales district, so ultimately the deal was mine, but I could have given him the commission at my discretion. Truth was, he was a smarmy short bastard who always rubbed me the wrong way, and I wasn’t feeling particularly generous. But I do love playing games, so I decided to teach him a lesson.
“I tell you what, Brad. I’ll suck your dick - if you can last forty-five minutes, then you’ve got the deal.” Wide-eyed and wordlessly, he walked backward to his chair, sat down and slowly undid his pants, unsure if I was serious, but not willing to open his mouth and mess up a free blowjob!
For such a short guy, his cock was enormous - it felt like I had to unhinge my jaw to fit it in! But I wasn’t going to let him think I couldn’t do it - I started sucking on his throbbing manhood, convinced that I could get that tree-trunk of a cock to blow down my throat.
During that long, slow blowjob, I did everything I have been taught over the years by the men in my life when it comes to blowjobs. I deep throated that monster, licked the vein, sucked his balls, fingered his prostate, everything. And I admit, it turned me on. Soon, I pulled off my lace panties from under my skirt, and devoted one hand to fingering myself as he face-fucked my mouth.
Drenched in sweat and groaning so loudly that the rest of the office could hear him, he finally erupted in my mouth. Eruption is an apt word, because he came and came and came - I swear he must have spilled a gallon of cum down my throat. I swallowed every drop - I wasn’t about to get any semen on my $400 blouse.
Looking at the clock, I saw that over two hours had passed - it was almost time for the sales presentation! True to my word, I offered it to Brad - he had more than passed the test, but covered in sweat and naked from the waist down, he just waved the prize off. Oh well, more cash for me!
Movie Review: Wrestling Queens
April 25, 2008
Do you enjoy watching women’s wrestling? Well, this week’s adult video Wrestling Queens puts a whole new spin on Friday night wrestling! These two horny, busty babes oil up and then grapple with each other in some of the sexiest video you’re ever going to see! What I really enjoy is the way their skin glistens as their hands slip and slide across firm ripe breasts and smooth shaved pussies. As Leanna and Anna grunt and groan rubbing their luscious bodies together I ended up pulling out the baby oil and doing a little massaging of my own Maybe Petra and I will try recreating some of the hot girl on girl action in this movie together - I think I could get her in a headlock and tease those perky nipples until she cums. Watch for yourself and see if it gets you turned on too!
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