Sex Toy Review: Kama Sutra Weekender Kit
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Some of my more vanilla friends that know what I do come to me for advice on pleasing their lover in bed. The trouble with some of my girlfriends is that they’ve lived their lives so repressed, that when it comes to wanting to be a sexual creature in bed, they don’t know where to begin. I often turn them to the most basic of stimulants to help them release the inner animal that they have in them - oils, lubricants, and balms. The Kama Sutra weekender kit is perfect for those looking to spice up the bedroom and get out of the “five minute missionary” rut between late night talk shows. With a variety of oils that stimulate the five senses, you lover definitely won’t be yawning “pass me the remote” as he blandly humps you doggie style. Of course, I will leave it to both of you where and how to use this classic collection of love oils (or all three, if you feel like inviting friends). After all, finding out what feels good is half the fun!
Sex Toy Review: SmartBalls
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Smartballs is a surprisingly sensual sex toy for those of us that like our stimulation all day long - but can’t afford to have that infernal “buzz” that accompanies vibrators. These innocent enough looking 
pair of silicone balls inserts directly into your (or your favorite partner’s) pussy, and have a cord so there isn’t a lot of logistics required to use them (no remotes or wires). Those delicious little metal beads inside the balls are what really stimulate you - when you walk, or cross your legs, every move causes the beads to shift, vibrating a bit, and really keeping you in a constant state of stimulation. I remember there was this client presentation with this beautiful manager and her hot hunk of male IT consultant where I used them, and the only thing that let on that I was using a sex toy was, well, me!
martballs are great for women like myself that love being stimulated throughout the day, but still want to have a career. What should we call it - “discrete nymphomaniacs?” 
Sex Toy Review: Wartenberg Pinwheel
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I love a good nipple tease - heck I like all sorts of breast stimulation - clamps, sucking, stretching, you name it. I know that some of my friends don’t really care about breast stimulation - they love a good shag as long as it pleases their box or ass - but I love the feeling when a guy or gal I am with really takes the time to play with my boobs just right. When I stumbled on the Wartenberg Pinwheel, I knew I would be hooked. Each point is enough to feel “prickly” - to really stimulate the body (really, any part of the body too), but it is safe enough that when used normally, it will not injure or poke the party being stimulated. The description recommends using the pinwheel with a blindfold, and that made me moist with excitement; I can just picture being tied up and blindfolded, with those little pins going up and down my body, with special care being give to my areola! Now, I wonder where I can find some volunteers, hmm?
Sex Toy Review: Silicone Anal Beads
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Anal stimulation for women can be one of the most erotic sensations we experience. I know my first time having my ass pleasured was a mix of feelings - intense pleasure, pain, fear and surrender. It was also quite exhilarating to give my partner such power over me. So you can say that I’ve grown quite addicted to playing with my asshole when masturbating - it brings back such memories for me, and the physical stimulation alone when coupled with some clitoral stimulation is enough to give me a very powerful orgasm. But when selecting a toy to play with my ass, I had some very specific requirements: it had to be hygienic (not so sexy but important), it had to be the perfect size, it had to warm up easily (nothing worse than a icicle up the ass!), and had to be safe. These silicone anal beads fit the bill - they can be bleached and are sanitary, they are dishwasher safe, they have three sizes to fit your ass perfectly, and they warm to the touch. They even come in different colors to match your sex toy collection without clashing! What more could a girl ask for!
Sex Toy Review: Feathered Crop
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I’ve been a bad bad girl!!! Does that convince you to get this hot feathered crop from JT’s stockroom to punish me with? I hope it does because just seeing the pics from their sales page gets me wet - it is sooooo hot thinking about it swatting across my ass, leaving red lines as I yelp and gasp for mercy. Mmmm, I can just imagine being bent over your knee, you swatting me with an irregular rhythm so I could never anticipate the sting. Maybe we could invite another slave of yours into our little game, and you could trade swats between my pert ass and her ample butt. Would that please you, master, would it? Or maybe you would like to tie me up, leaving me helpless and bound, as you use the feathers to stimulate my behind, then breaking the pleasure with the sting of the leather? This toy looks so fun, I’ve just got to have it - but only with your permission, my master.
Sex Toy Review: Clone-A-Willy
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Have you ever had sex with a cock so amazing, so magnificent, that you wished you could keep it forever? Or want a way to memorialize your conquests at the dance club? Well, take a page from the Plaster Casters - immortalize that fantastic phallus in rubber and enjoy it for years to cum!
The new Clone a Willy dildo making kit over at the Stockroom lets you take a casting of any erect cock and use it to make a life size, completely accurate replica. Best of all, you can insert the vibrating unit and have a vibrator shaped just like that special someone. It only takes sixty seconds to make the mold, and there’s no latex involved. One of the most imaginative sex toys I’ve seen, and also a great conversation starter at the club. (”Say, how would you like to be in my cock collection? You look like your prick is absolutely massive!”)
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Sex Toy Review: Nipple Tweezer Clamps
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I will admit, I’m a sucker for nipple teasing. Hell, I like them more than teased - hard sucking, clamps, full on nipple torture, you name it - it’s all good for me. My pussy gets wet just thinking about a nice tight pair of nipple clamps! And when I’m feeling particularly naughty something like this pair of nipple tweezer clamps is just right.
They look so good I could practically wear them as jewelry (hmm, now that’s an interesting idea for next weekend at the dance club!) and they can do anything from provide just a smidge of stimulation, all the way up to beautifully, painfully tight. Of course, the real fun starts when you take them off - as the blood rushes to those sensitive nips I just about go crazy with lust! I have to say, I think I look better in them than the model at the Stockroom store, though.
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Sex Toy Review: Fun Factory “Delight” Vibrator
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I will be the first to tell you that I just LOVE things which make me feel feminine. And most vibrators are just NOT feminine at all. Sure they feel good, but they look like something out of a car magazine - all chrome and black vinyl. Sure, they’re effective but sometimes you just want something elegant. Something special that doesn’t just take you to the best orgasm you’ve ever had, but makes you look good doing it. After all, I don’t always play solo - sometimes I let my lovers watch as I toy my pussy.
Well, the Fun Factory “Delight” vibrator really does it all. First of all it’s sleek, curved and pink. It looks almost like a piece of art - I think I could leave it out on the dresser and no one would know what it was for but me! The S curve lets me hit my G spot while I can keep stimulating my clitty for some of the most intense orgasms I’ve had in a long time. This is one sex toy I wholeheartedly recommend (or is that “hole” heartedly?)
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Sex Toy Review: Tit Tuggers
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Some girls like gentle sucking or a swirl of tongue around their nipples, but as far as I’m concerned what I want is intense sensation - and Tit Tuggers provide exactly that! The first time I saw them, I thought “Oh, that has to hurt…” well it does, but in a really GOOD way! The clamps grip each nipple tight, and then the screw lets you pull your nipple out further and further. When they first touch your skin, the cold from the steel fittings really makes those tiny pink buds stand at attention. It just about drives me wild, especially when I’m handcuffed and completely unable to move. All I can do is beg for my lover to fuck me and release me from the sweet torment of these amazing nipple torture toys.
OK, now I’m all worked up. I’m going to have to go grab some of my toys and relieve all this pent up tension - why don’t you go see what else they have at the Stockroom while I’m busy?
Sex Toy Review: Vibratex Rabbit Habit
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I’ve got to be honest, I have a lot of sex toys in my goodie bag! After all, I really enjoy sex, and sometimes there just isn’t anyone around to help me satisfy those late night cravings. With Paulo away so often, I am always on the lookout for a really good vibrator to use in emergencies.
Well, when Petra sent over the Vibratex Rabbit Habit I was so excited - sure it looks like a cute little bunny, but the fact is it’s a real monster in the sack. Those bunny ears fit right on to my sensitive clitty and the way the marbles vibrate as I plunge it deep into my wet waiting pussy - well this is one vibrator that gets this honey bunny horny! About the only thing I can really say against it is that it takes 3 AAA batteries - so the guy at the discount store is going to know me on a first name basis from all the batteries I keep picking up.
Not that that’s a BAD thing. He’s darned hot.
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