Introducing your lover to rough sex
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There’s a lot of ways to have great rough sex. Just remember - keep it safe, sane and consensual! If you and your partner want to try things a little rough, make sure she gives you a safe word, something that when she says it, you will stop what you’re doing immediately! Rough sex for women is usually about control; it’s that delicious feeling of losing control and having a man dominate you. I personally just love to be handcuffed during sex - it makes me feel great and usually I cum three or four times!
Try spanking as a great way to get rough. The feeling of her ass exposed and getting that hard ringing slap on her ass will really get a women who likes rough sex wet and ready! Another possibility is pinning her; hold her arms down, or grab a handful of her hair to control her movements as she gives you a blow job. And don’t forget that sexy rough and demanding voice! It always makes me weak in the knees when a lover grabs the back of my head and throat fucks me while grunting “Yeah, take it you little whore!” during rough sex.
Sensual Foot Massage
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I’m sure most of you guys have tried rubbing a woman’s shoulders to get her “in the mood”, or maybe a back massage. But there’s one area that you can rub which will get you into her pants almost every time (no I’m not talking about her pussy, if you’re there you’ve already got it made!) I’m talking about sensual foot massage. If you can get a woman to put her feet up in your lap and let you give her a foot massage, you’ve got a fast ticket to a great night of sex.
Start by lightly rubbing the soles of her feet. Don’t tickle! Get the blood moving, then progress to a long slow stroke from the ankle outward to the tips of her toes until she’s got her eyes half closed with pleasure. You can also tug on her toes lightly, or try spreading them, especially if she wears high heel shoes to work each day. Rotating her ankles can also bring a lot of relief, and once your fingers have started moving up her legs it won’t be long until she’s purring like a cat. From there it’s a short step to playing with other, more sensitive areas 
Have fun!
Tips for Cleaning and Storing Your Sex Toys
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You already know that I have an extensive sex toy collection, but one thing I never see anywhere are tips for taking care of all those naughty playthings you’ve picked up. Here’s a few things to keep in mind when it comes to sex toy care and storage 
#1 - Keep it clean
It’s always fun getting dirty, but when you’re done cumming it’s time to wash up. Wash and disinfect your dildos, cock rings and so on after every use. The Stockroom has some great sex toy cleaning wipes which tuck right inside your “toy chest”. Generally there are directions included when you purchase them, so read up and make sure to follow them! You can even put condoms on dildos and I do recommend it, especially if you’re planning on anal penetration.
#2 - Batteries not included
Don’t store your toys with the batteries inside. Nothing kills the mood faster (and is more dangerous!) than having the batteries corrode and leak acid inside your favorite toy. Take the batteries out before you clean you toys, and store them inside your toy chest. A few spares wouldn’t hurt either!
#3 - Good storage places
The best thing to do is keep your sex toys in a cool, dark place to prevent plastic cracking, fading or otherwise degrading. Choosing your own “toy box” can be really erotic, and having it on a bedside table means you can see it every time you walk in to the bedroom. Just looking at mine gets me horny!
How to Finger a Girl’s Clit
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One way to give a woman a mind blowing orgasm is to play with her clit. Mine is so sensitive that it’s an almost sure-fire way to make me squeal and explode like a firecracker The trick is to remember that a woman’s clit is the only spot on her body that was built for a single purpose - to give her sexual pleasure. So trim those fingernails (you don’t want to accidentally scratch, on purpose is of course another matter!) and get ready for some fun.
The easiest way to get good at bringing a woman to orgasm with her clit is to start by having her play with herself while you watch. Especially see which direction she strokes her clit - does she do tiny circles, or is it an up down motion? How hard does she press? However, some girls are just too shy for that; if so, start by rubbing her entire pussy lightly. Pay special attention to her labia and use a light touch, but avoid (yes, you read that right!) her clit until she’s excited. The whole act of ALMOST touching her is usually enough to get a woman really excited - sometimes her clit will actually stick out a bit. Then press down lightly and rub in a circular motion. Experiment and keep asking her how it feels - before long you’ll be swimming in pussy juice when she cums!
How To Have Great Phone Sex
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There’s a first time for everything, and phone sex is no different! If you’ve never tried phone sex, it can be one of the most erotic experiences you will ever have - after all the biggest sex organ we have isn’t between our legs, it’s between our ears! Want to get me (or perhaps that special someone) turned on when we chat? Well here are a few tips to get you started - then you just have to use your imagination
Talk dirty to me.
I just love it when you use explicit language. Tell me you want to run your tongue up the length of my dripping wet pussy, or grab my pink nipple between your fingers and pinch to make me excited. You’ll hear me squeal with excitement (really!) as I picture all the nasty things you do to me!
Tell me your fantasies.
Trust me, I love hearing what turns you on. Want to pretend I’m a schoolgirl, or your boss at work? Just tell me what turns you on and I’ll have a great time playing with you! I can’t wait to fulfill all your fantasies…
Try bossing me around.
Imagine me lying there, naked, with the phone to my ear as you tell me exactly what to do. You can have me finger myself, or lick my own nipples - even use a dildo on my tight little asshole and let you listen as I groan and moan in ecstasy. I can be your ultimate sex toy, responding to your every command.
Or let me boss you around!
Too shy to speak? You don’t have to - let me guide you through every movement if that’s your pleasure. I will tell you when and where to touch, every stroke of your cock at my beck and call until you cum harder than you ever thought possible.
Those are just a few ideas on making phone sex enjoyable - I bet you’re already thinking of more Why not give me a call on Nite Flirt and tell me all about them?
How to get a girl to try anal
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You know, the first time I tried anal, I was pretty nervous. I still have a bit of trouble “loosening up” at first but once I feel my lover’s stiff prick deep inside me I just melt and soon I’m having a great time! Still, it’s that initial resistance you need to overcome. Your best bet is to start slowly. A few times while you’re having sex, stroke or lightly brush her asshole when she’s really aroused. You want her to associate that feeling with good sex!
Once she’s really turned on and almost an animal, you can try inserting a single finger just a little bit into her tight brown hole. She may moan and enjoy it (in which case keep going!) or she may tense up. What you want to do if she tightens is tell her to bear down - pushing actually opens her asshole and helps you to insert your finger so you can start stimulating her.
When you’re ready to try using your cock for the first time, be sure to use a condom (that’s a given, right?) and get her really worked up before you begin. Make sure your partner is almost crazy with desire to relax her inhibitions and be sure you have some really good quality lube on hand - spitting into your palm may look good on TV but is a bad idea for “real” anal sex, especially when it’s her first time. Take it slow, use plenty of lube and be sure to whisper lots of encouragements in her ear, and you’ll be balls deep in her ass in no time!
Three places you didn’t know your woman wanted you to touch
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Have you ever wondered what really turns women on, but been too shy to ask? Well, you’re in luck, because today I’m going to let you in on a few secrets that are guaranteed to make almost any woman hot and wet, ready for your pulsing prick. Yes, I’m serious! And as an added bonus, describing them to me while we chat on Nite Flirt is going to pay you some serious dividends too, so pay close attention.
#1 - Nipple Play. I hate it when I a guy thinks my hard pink pebbles are radio dials and just grabs them and starts twisting. OK wait. I like that, SOMETIMES, but you’re probably going to have more luck with a girl you pick up at the dance clubs by being gentle at first. Don’t just suck - flick them with your tongue, maybe grab an ice cub out of that drink on the bedside table and stimulate her that way. A variety of sensations mean she won’t get used to what you’re doing, and she’ll get even more excited!
#2 - A woman’s pussy has a lot more parts than just her dripping slit and throbbing clit. Take your time to thoroughly explore her labia - those nice meaty folds just love to be stroked and squeezed. Once she’s nice and wet, of course she will want you to enter her, but for an added kick have her finger her own clit while you fuck her. It will drive her wild!
#3 - Her ass. What, she told you she doesn’t do anal? Well, she may not (yet), but if you get her excited with some great cunnilingus and then one of your fingers slowly works it’s way back to that tight asshole, you’ll be amazed and how excited she’ll get! She may not ask for it, but trust me, she’s going to enjoy it!
The secret signs every girl gives if she’s attracted to you
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So you’ve picked up a cute girl, sprung for dinner, and now over drinks you’re trying to decide - is she into me? Can I score? Well, here’s a few little things we do that give us away. Some of these you may have noticed, others might be new to you - but if your date is doing any of these things it’s a safe bet you should try to close the deal and get her back to your place!
The first one is the hair flip. I don’t know why but when a woman is attracted to someone she starts playing with her hair - running her fingers through it, flipping it over her shoulder, even twirling a piece between her fingers. I find myself doing this a LOT! Then there’s the “lean”; she leans in close to you, almost as if to say “what’s that cologne you’re wearing?” Trust me, her pheromones are on high alert!
Finally there’s the touch. She reaches over and touches your arm while you’re talking to emphasize a point. She might let her fingers linger on your forearm or even your knee. If this happens to you, it’s a neon sign - get this chick home and undressed, she’s ready to go!
How to properly lick pussy
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I’m always amazed at guys who say they give great cunnilingus and then end up being, well, a bit amateurish. There’s a few things you should think about when you’ve got that meaty wet slit in front of you, so let me give you a few pointers.
First, this isn’t a sprint - it’s a marathon. OK, it isn’t going to take THAT long, but a little patience and attention to more than just her clit will result in a much more satisfying orgasm for her. Take your time and stroke her labia slowly - you want to un your fingers and tongue down each flap, gently stimulating her and making her wet for you. You will know if you’re doing it right if you see her pussy lips get engorged - nice, swollen and pinkish purple.
Use your tongue on her clit (of course!) but also pay attention to areas like the insides of her thighs by brushing them lightly with your fingers. Try pulling those meaty pussy lips gently into your mouth and sucking them, then put that tongue to work by pushing it right inside her now dripping love tunnel. Be sure and vary your rhythm, and you’re guaranteed to bring her to an intense orgasm.
How to find the G-Spot and what to do once you’re there
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So many guys tell me they’re a bit confused about where the G spot is! I know it can be a bit difficult to find, but trust me - the rewards are SO worth it. When one of my lovers takes the time to really satisfy me, I make sure he gets everything (and anything) he wants in return. So here’s the lowdown about finding and stimulating that magical spot.
First, make sure your partner is comfortable and well lubricated. Hopefully you’ve gotten her aroused and those pussy juices are flowing! Have her lay comfortably on her back, insert a finger into her vagina. You’re going to go in about four inches - pushing upwards towards your partner’s belly (not downwards towards her back). You will know when you’ve found the G spot because the area will be a bit rougher than the rest of her pussy walls. This rough patch is where the nerve endings from the clitoris wind up - think of it as a direct route right to the root of the clit and you’re pretty much on target.
To stimulate the G-spot, just apply gentle pressure. That’s really all there is to it! You can either do this with your erect cock (my favorite) or with a couple fingers. If you need extra pressure, gently press down on her lower belly just above your fingers. Gently - trust me, she’s going to go wild and enjoy it just as much as I do. In fact, ask me to do it the next time we have phone sex and just listen to me as I cum!
